You know when people say “life’s not fair”? I think this might be what they’re referring to.
Why, Gabriel, Why???
does anyone really use the word ‘fierce’ anymore..
IMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZERZ!
Kellogg’s plans to begin laser-burning the signature Kellogg’s emblem onto random corn flakes so you know you’re getting the real deal.
“Kellogg’s embarked on the project to reinforce that they don’t make cereals for any other companies and to fire a shot across the bows of makers of ‘fake flakes’.”