Eejit.

Self: did i just get d/c?
Ad: hmm not according to me
Self: ok, just said that i was for a sec
Self: this provider, i swear..
Ad: yeah it must've dropped out
Self: is it late there?
Ad: no, its 8:17pm
Ad: I used to wait for u to come home from work
Ad: =p
Self: lol sorry for that
Ad: lol no sorries, missy!
Ad: it was my choice
Self: yea, guess so
Ad: =]

Aug 9

I hate ghosts.

"It’s so difficult for me to establish a real conversation with u these days. Because whatever I want to talk about, it lies in the shadow of ‘I Miss You’."

- My Neophiliac

Aug 19

Aug 25

Wale - “Pretty Girls”

Catchy as all hell..

Oct 8

does anyone really use the word ‘fierce’ anymore..

Oct 9

blownspeakers:

explodingdog:

Beware of Moon Monster

We’re actually bombing the moon now..
There had better be some weapons of mass hydration out there.

Oct 11

NASA: We Don’t Do High-Fives

Nov 13

urlesque:

From the ‘Mom Invasion FAIL’ to the ‘Married Schmoopy FAIL’ we’ve got The Five Most Common Facebook Fails — an easy guide on how to NOT use Facebook. Service-y!

"Vampires are meant to be frightening, not some actor douchebag with big hair. “Aaah, don’t worry, I only care about you and I’m a vegetarian.” That’s not a vampire, that’s a Jonas brother."

- Craig Ferguson (via thechocolatebrigade) (via glowinthedarkvagina) (via ifuckinglovetea) (via the-birdmans-wife)

Nov 14

Nov 26

double standard?
well CBS is sure as hell ain’t MTV..

Nissa: hows ur pie? finished?
Chris: pie is done, porn is still on though
Chris: I'm amazed, I'm looking at all the details that you usually miss
Chris: like, I really want to buy that chair
Nissa: hahahhahahaha
Nissa: now that is a quotable
Nissa: xDDD
Chris: do you think I can call the company and ask them if they could sell me the chair?
Nissa: HAHAHHAHAHH
Chris: they would have to clean it first though
Chris: : =( I'm serious!
Nissa: i know!
Nissa: thats why its funny!! xDDD

Jun 17

Muffdive Interiors